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last nite, i got home around 4:30 in the morning and i presume i fell asleep around 5. my mom decided to wake me up this morning around 11 by talking to me about her day -_______- i guess she really wanted to talk to someone and she decided to do so by waking up a sleeping person. the things that she told me weren’t even that eventful! i was planning on sleeping in til the afternoon but that got ruined. anyway, due to the fact that i couldn’t get my 8+ hours of sleep, i fell asleep early around 8PM. woke up at 1am and now im starting to get hungry. but its already past 4. deng ittttttt i shouldn’t have slept so early. 

May 20
May 10

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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laugh-addict:

I have so many things to do and I’m not going to do any of them

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May 7
May 3

the-absolute-best-posts:

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one of my fav childhood memory

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May 3

the-absolute-best-posts:

kians-redball:

forsciencejohn:

I AM SO HAPPY THIS POST EXISTS

DEAR GOD

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May 2

she is so mesmerizing. and that ass. MMPH!!!

i have a girl crush on her .____.

May 2

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

May 2

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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fandoms-snuggled-in-jumpers:

tHIS WEBSITE IS ON CRACK OKAY I THINK IM GONNA CRY NOW BECAUSE IM SCARED JUST A BIT
May 2

fandoms-snuggled-in-jumpers:

tHIS WEBSITE IS ON CRACK OKAY I THINK IM GONNA CRY NOW BECAUSE IM SCARED JUST A BIT

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May 2

legitpandas:

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

he bled cheese. XD

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1. Taken a picture naked?
yes

2. Painted your room?
nope

3. Kissed a member of the same sex?
yes

4. Drove a car?
yes

5. Danced in front of your mirror?
hahaha yes

6. Had a crush?
of course

7. Been dumped?
yes

8. Stole money from a friend?
no

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
yes

10. Been in a fist fight?
only in my dreams

11. Snuck out of your house?
yes

12. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
yes

13. Been arrested?
almost

14. Made out with a stranger?
yes

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
yes?

16. Left your house without telling your parents?
yes

17. Had a crush on your neighbor?
no

18. Ditched school to do something more fun?
plenty

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
yes

20. Seen someone die?
no. thats scary :(

21. Been on a plane?
yes

22. Kissed a picture?
lol i don’t think so

23. Slept in until 3?
yes

24. Love someone or miss someone right now?
yessssssssssss

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
i think once

26. Made a snow angel?
yes ^_^

27. Played dress up?
yes

28. Cheated while playing a game?
HAHA yes

29. Been lonely?
yes

30. Fallen asleep at work/school?
of course

31. Been to a club?
yes

32. Felt an earthquake?
yes

33. Touched a snake?
yes

34. Ran a red light?
yes……. .__.

35. Been suspended from school?
never

36. Had detention?
ONCE in middle school <_<

37. Been in a car accident?
yes……. .___.

38. Hated the way you look?
sometimes

39. Witnessed a crime?
hmm i don’t know

40. Pole danced?
like actual pole dance, then no

41. Been lost?
yes

42. Been to the opposite side of the country?
yes. i wanna go back to new york T_T <3

43. Felt like dying?
yes

44. Cried yourself to sleep?
yes

46. Sang karaoke?
yes, but not a big fan unless im SUPER drunk

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
plenty

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
nope never happened

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
no

50. Kissed in the rain?
yes

51. Sang in the shower?
yes

52. Made out in a park?
yes

53. Dream that you married someone?
yes

54. Glued your hand to something?
yes

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
nope

56. Ever gone to school partially naked?
no

57. Been a cheerleader?
no

58. Sat on a roof top?
yes

59. Brush your teeth?
eww YES

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
no

61. Played chicken?
yes

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
no and if anyone does, i keeeeel you

63. Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?
yes

64. Broken a bone?
no

65. Been easily amused?
yes

66. Laughed so hard you cried?
plenty

67. Mooned/flashed someone?
not that i can remember

68. Cheated on a test?
yes

69. Forgotten someone’s name?
yes

70. Slept naked?
yes

71. Anything else you want to know…?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

May 1
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